Taylor Swift and 9/23

Conspiracy theorists across the Internet have spouted fears about impending doom on 9/23/2015 (today, if you haven’t checked your phone yet) over the past 499 days. But, I believe they have all overlooked something crucial, which has been hiding in plain sight. What is the connection between Taylor Swift and 9/23? Here is a list of convincing evidence that clearly needs no explanation…

This morning, the scholarly new site JSTOR Daily published two articles. Both are concerned with Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift only.

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Coincidence? Seems unlikely. A quick search of Google reveals these chilling results. Note the recurrence of 923 in varying formats:

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swift-user-923

swift-page923

swift-auction

Sorry, sold already

everyone-talking-swift

Everyone talking about Taylor today? They will be.

You can search “taylor swift 923” on Google yourself and you will see that the results produce many o’s chock full of signs (probably more than 38 minutes and 57 seconds worth). And don’t forget her birthday. It’s not today, you say. Not even this month. But, let’s look closer.

December 13

We all know that “Decem” is the Latin word for 10 and there were originally ten months in the year; December being the tenth month. With the addition of July and August, all the latter months got displaced. So, her birthday could be viewed as 10/13. Still not close enough for you? What happens when you take subtract 1 from the month and add that to the ten column in day: 9/23!

The evidence is clear, but the question remains: what part will Taylor Swift play in today’s potentially life-altering events? If she uses her “guardian-angel-spirit-animal” (credit: Katya) powers for good, we may all live to still be talking about her tomorrow.

Update – The following video exposes even more of Taylor’s connection to this date: https://youtu.be/xFAKBrEC-lM?t=53. Shocking!

Kickstarter: Automatic time control for gameplay

This idea came to me recently when a friend divulged that he could not own a gaming system due to the likelihood that it would absorb all his time. Many attempts have been made to help moderate gameplay, but they always seem to lack an intuitiveness the modern generation expects. That’s why I am announcing my kickstarter to automatically control time spent in gameplay with the simplest means possible: Frozen mashed potato PS4 game controllers!

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The plan is to mass produce a kit containing moulds, electronics, and a starter set of mashed potato flakes. Each night (or once per week for those who plan ahead and prep in bulk), you make up your mashed potatoes, fit the electronics inside the moulds, and then inject the moulds with mashed potatoes. Leave the moulds in the freezer overnight (0° Fahrenheit or lower for best results) and you have the perfect gameplay time-modulator. As you play, the controller gradually softens until it becomes unusable. Games with higher intensity will cause quicker degradation, which in turn helps quell the stress that would otherwise wreak havoc on your health. Such a simple solution to a complex problem.

Please help me raise the estimated $275,000 to make this happen!